Total Medals Earned: 314 (From 44 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,070 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 6/10 (125/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/23 (45/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (155/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 14/21 (175/380 points)
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
The sound of silence...
Love hurts.
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Proven to double your chances!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 9/17 (250/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Trippin' Balls
Die 37 times
Survive the cave of blades
Finish the game
Finish the game with no deaths